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Poets in the toilets ...

Post by tukulkarat on 2010-03-01, 19:39

Lama tak membuat sebarang sumbangan kat tread ini ...

Excellent poems (do excuse the language though) by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls...

A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some idiot stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come
here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls....

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.

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Re: Poets in the toilets ...

Post by Chian on 2010-03-02, 08:43

The last poem ............. arghhhhhhhhhh.

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Post by rizi the doll on 2010-03-02, 11:53

extra bahan.... kih kih kih

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Post by Chian on 2010-03-02, 12:02

Oit .......... selisih bas 44

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Post by rizi the doll on 2010-03-02, 12:25

kih kih kih...
tuu yg terlebih sihat tuu...

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Re: Poets in the toilets ...

Post by Wak on 2010-03-03, 13:33

mungkin tandas tu macam gambar ni :

Toilet

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Post by rizi the doll on 2010-03-04, 07:02

hahaha...

Rizi teringat lagi masa kecik2 dulu kat kampung atuk Rizi kat Kedah...
jamban atas sungai...
tiap kali pu pu... leh dgr splish splash ikan kat bawah jamban tuu dok ngap bomb yg turun...
tapi kalau senak perut time tgh malam... mmg Rizi Senior kena teman ahhh....

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Post by tukulkarat on 2010-03-04, 12:33

Wak wrote:mungkin tandas tu macam gambar ni :

Toilet

haha Wak cun giler gambar nih! lol!

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Re: Poets in the toilets ...

Post by kutu_beramboi on 2010-03-06, 09:15

Wak wrote:mungkin tandas tu macam gambar ni :

Toilet


sampai kan ke isu tandas pun kedudukan manager kena diatas ... ish ish ish ish ishhhhhh ....

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